WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



gank 2:45 Sat Mar 28
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
Enough INK to print out two copies

gank 2:44 Sat Mar 28
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
Yes mate, I can help you with this.

I've considered the market appeal of a book about how you failed as a teacher and have segmented the market for you. Your target audience is largely other failed teachers who already have an abundance of books, and no disposable income set aside or otherwise available, to purchase an epistle mirroring their own failings.

Therefore my advice is to secure a small amount of investment money - it really isn't a great deal. What you need is a small desktop printer, a ream of paper and enough to print out two copies.

Keep one for posterity and attempt to sell the other one for the sum total of your initial outlay and you've broken even straight away! If in the unlikely event you gain another order, perhaps by word of (your) mouth, you can lower the price significantly by deducting the cost of the printer itself, and you're already in profit!

Uncle Gank sorts your problems

gph 2:31 Sat Mar 28
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
Self-publishing has certainly moved on from the days when Victoria Ogon pushed handwritten verse through Douglas Adam's letterbox.

Alfs 1:52 Sat Mar 28
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
Self-publishing is a little different to vanity publishing.

Vanity publishing is when you paid a publisher (who is actually just a book printer, pretending to be a publisher, saying how great your shit book is) and as Peckman says, charges to produce an agreed number of hard copies.

The internet changed that as self-publishing became easier and easier, and free. The key is how to market your book as it will be amongst millions.

Write a blog on the subject of your book, send the book to influencers and people in the arena of the subject you've written about who has a high public profile etc.

Another platform you may want to investigate is Patreon, where you release chapters and people subscribe. A lot of writers are making a steady income from it.

lowermarshhammer 1:35 Sat Mar 28
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
Arf @ Spandex

Peckham 1:32 Sat Mar 28
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
I maybe wrong, but I thought vanity publishing, was when an online publisher tells you how great you are and then hits you for x amount of pounds to do something online like Amazon, that I think one can do without the middle party ( Vanity publishers ).

Westham67 6:07 Thu Mar 26
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
Whomail

Mike Oxsaw 5:45 Thu Mar 26
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
"but the proposed title is related to the education sector" =

The School Gates, an ASBO & I.

Spandex Sidney 5:43 Thu Mar 26
Re: Self-publishing - any experiences?
Self publishing??

Isn't that what they used to call Vanity Publishing?? It was called that for a reason.

However you were right to ask here, this place is full of ignorant wankers who believe there are no other voice in the world than there own. I'm sure one or two of them have knocked out their own version of Mein Kampf. Good luck with yours.

cup of tea 5:08 Thu Mar 26
Self SPLATTING
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